ESPN: Sources Tweeted Out Rule Before It Was Called On The field

To be fair, the GBI is notorious for its shoddy investigations...

Oh no! A bunch of entitled shit heads that go to an expensive private school are acting like shit heads! Stop the presses!

Ironically, it's in the comments section of Jezebel where I first had the term used as a derogative toward me. Remains one of my favorite "makes the person saying it sound much more stupid than whomever they're saying it to" insults.

Ooooo, a good Rorschach post. How many people will get it and how many will wildly misinterpret it? I put it at 3:2

"You're attempting to criminalize him, marking him a racist"

Much better than the animalistic, natural talents of cyclists like, say, Marshall Taylor.

Fortunately there's no way this post will bring out the racists. I look forward to the stimulating and insightful discussions in this comments section.

The baseball comparison would work if the point of the game was to hit someone in the head with a fastball every play, and that the majority of plays would not be over until at least one person got drilled in the head.

Any evidence of the harms this mentality is doing? Or more specifically, please let me know the harms of not giving children concussions. I'm really interested.

Yeah, you're totally right. Worrying about permanently damaging the brains of young children is exactly the same as never letting your children do anything. Awesome that you threw in the bit about no scoreboard and participation trophys, too; why didn't you just come out and call these guys faggots, since that's…

Seriously, though, that catch in the Giants/Pats superbowl was probably the most exciting play in the history of the game. Have you ever watched the broadcast and had a moment where you thought to yourself "why wasn't I more excited when calling that?" Or were you intentionally trying to avoid inserting yourself into…

+1. Don't follow someone's twitter feed if you don't want to read their twitter feed

I'll leave it to others to destroy the ridiculous Pats fan (or maybe he should do it himself, because he can win an argument on any subject?). What I'm really interested in is the guy writing yet another e-mail about the collective potty mouth of deadspin.

Didn't this very website debunk the "your naked pics will always end up online" factoid?

Thankfully my dad aged out of music before Meatloaf came along. He was in college from 68-72 (a pretty decent time for music, if I understand it) and bought apparently every record that came out, and then quit buying records. So short version, dad's LPs are all killer, no filler.

Never broke any expensive electronics of my folks' (prob because they didn't have any), but I do remember that Dad wouldn't let us play his records on me and my brother's shitty record player in the basement. At the time, I just thought he was being selfish, but now I realize it's because the shitty record player…

I believe the only question any of us have is are there more photos of her in the skin-tight jumpsuit bobsledders wear?

"Athletes are grown men who are being paid large sums of $$"

Sure, their actual services may suck, but where else but godaddy.com can I find the potential of seeing scantily-clad women, on the internet no less? Where, I dare ask you, would I be able to see that anywhere else?