No, no, and no. Besides the many obvious leaps in logic this argument requires, admissions are in no way such a one-to-one comparison. No admissions discussion has ever gone "Well, we really like this smart Chinese kid, but we better give admission to this not as smart Hispanic kid to meet our quotas which don't…

Yeah, and I bet the reason the cute girl won't date you is because of Affirmative Action. And that pimple you got last week, you wouldn't have gotten that if it hadn't been for all them fereners taking up all the jobs.

Ha! As one of those child-less, wake-up-whenever-hungover types, I woke up hung over and made an awesome omelet with some old sausages and goat cheese. But I did totally read this while eating my omelet and thought "damn, shoulda made french toast."

"There is a reason why run first QB's have never won a Superbowl."

Huge bummer. Neshek was always a favorite when he was with the Twinkies and I've continued to follow him since. Shittier thing couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

You're technically right that each 4th down play is an independent event and therefore not directly affected by any previous 4th down play, whether of that team or of the league in general. However, they are not analogous to coin flips in that there are all sorts of rules regulating ho the game of football is played…

I have to question the true extent of the usefulness of doctors after the apocalypse. Because I'm sure we all agree medical care is super important, but think about what doctors have actually done any time you go to a hospital. Both socially and practically, they seem pretty useless without the hospital setting.…

Yeah, that was awesome

I really like the insinuation that people are upset with Goodell, but think the owners are just peachy-keen. Brilliant tactic, that: make up a position that doesn't exist and then mock it for how wrong it is.

Whether she was censoring them or not is another question, but what she did is definitely not protected speech in the legal sense. I mean, I totally agree with her defacing the ad (an would probably so so myself if someone was putting them up in my neck of the woods), but it's still vandalism.

If the NFL can't handle it's pensions, it should have agreed to those pensions in the first place. I thought the whole point of capitalism was that if you fuck up and don't know what you're doing, you'll get in trouble and either figure it out or go under. But apparently now that only applies to people actually doing…

"but those pensions do need to be reigned in broadly speaking."

+1. Stout interior legal defense

"These are experts trained in detecting crime, and yet even they did not all catch on to Sandusky."

+1

If it's such an easy, high-paying job with tons of vacation, why aren't you doing it?

His point wasn't that Moss can single handidly win every game he plays (though Randy himself probably thinks that), his point was that he's A) a clear physical talent well above the normal star at his position, and B) that he refuses to follow management and be the good little soldier football coaches require.

Yeah, since I got my first dog I've been completely incapable of watching this episode. I mean, fortunately I've explained to my dog she's never allowed to die, but the thought that it could theoretically happen some time is too much to bear

Whoah, whoah, don't got lumping the Midwest in with the South. We don't particularly care for Tebow around here. We like heroes more like Favre — hard drinkers who are pretty out of shape for a professional athlete. As much as he claims to hate the gays, Tebow's clean cut good looks and lack of a girlfriend have a lot…

As many +1s as possible