Also, this K chronicles strip: http://www.kchronicles.com/2009/05/16/scalabrine/

"Walking towards the parking ramp, I noticed that people who were previously strangers were now interacting with ease. Cars were letting other cars pull ahead of them. Everyone was happy and being kind. While my bones ached from standing and my head hurt from exhaustion, I was sad to leave the small utopia that the…

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I believe the exact quote is that public transportation is for "jerks and lesbians."

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Right. This is all the fault of those women who won't leave those poor hockey players alone. Like the woman in the story above who was literally punching a guy to get him to stop sexually assaulting her. If only she had given him some sort of sign she didn't want to have sex with him. How was he supposed to know it…

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Yeah, if those stupid bitches would stop raping themselves this wouldn't be a problem

I don't think you understand how sports media works. Are you more than a few minute drive from the nearest ocean? No? Then this "Royals" team you speak of will never be mentioned in any major media outlet.

Not "an employee." The fucking CEO. Little bit of difference there.

Because he couldn't have been joking

+1 This may have been the best comment I've ever seen in my life

You use of the word Libtard makes you look so educated. And since you're so educated, maybe you can explain how someone saying something that is very much not true is also somehow not a lie?

It all boils down to two things:

Whoa! Let's slow down the righteous anger train for a second and remember a dude just died.

"Just to be clear, I have a great since of humor."

Didn't fielder already do this to someone this season? Or was it some other really fat first baseman that I'm thinking of?

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If you use condom correctly, everyday is the first day of school for your kids

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