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You had me until you got inexplicably racist at the end there. Pretty confident tattoo possession is not what marks a player as one to watch or not.

+1 how could this happen?

"and I'm going to want to fuck much of what is around me"

Well, if it makes you feel any more comfortable, no person alive (gay or straight) wants to fuck you, so you're pretty safe.

Well, that 99% line is definitely not true, but what is true is that 100% of people think you're a fucking idiot, so at least we can all agree on something.

That Phil Loadholt shit should be held up any time anyone ever says anything even remotely nice about Gregggggg. Loadholt doesn't even make the top 5 Vikings offensive linemen for fuck's sake.

I think you're making the common mistake of conflating evangelical and Catholic ideology. The Catholic church has no official doctrine on when a person/fetus/zygote gets a soul.

Exactly. I think he was more than clear before the draft that he was not flying and that anyone who took him would have to accommodate that. Don't understand why the Rockets suddenly seemed so perplexed about it. The only guess I have is that whomever is making these decisions does not understand mental illness and

+1

Really, we're past saturation of sociologists and economists? Do you have any data to back that point up? (Sorry, "data" is something us sociologists use when we're talking about "reality" instead of pulling shit out of our ass).

What do you suppose they're actually discussing at these marathon meetings? How much is there to actually negotiate? I know there's a lot of moving parts in a pro football organization, but 9 straight hours is a really long time to discuss anything.

Same thing I came here to say. Go warcraft!

Are you kidding me? What do you think happens when you're arrested? If you can't afford or are denied bail, you sit in a county jail until your trail. Often times, depending on the case, one can spend several months in jail before they've even been tried for, let alone found guilty of, any sort of crime.

"Unless, of course you think sports are more important than discouraging sexual assault, which would put you in an upsettingly large group."

Just like Hitler was never charged for any crimes at Nuremberg, meaning he had nothing at all to do with that little dust-up back then.

Fuck, so this is what dude was talking about. I was driving through Pittsburgh the other day and ended up listening to sports talk radio for a few minutes, and some Yinzer was frothing at the mouth about how Ryan Clark is a traitor and should go play for the Ravens. He even sad something to the effect of it being

ESPN: Sources Say Asante Samuel Picture Not Appropriate

Wait, she's only there /because/ people are writing racist letters in to ESPN? That's the kind of air-tight logic that guy used in his letter

"Before she backslides into some ebonics-laden inarticulate mumbo jumbo"

But is the game over?