Unpopular opinion: cheese does not add as much flavor to most foods as we think it does. Cheese in salads, cheese on burritos, cheese on sandwiches (unless it's a cheese sandwich)...I thought I absolutely, positively could not live without it, until I actually tried cutting it out. Now even after I can have it…

The runner part of me thinks this is awesome.

"Damn it, Meredith. Where are your panties?!"

Once my health gets too bad for me to carry on that I am going to be a burden on someone, I'm going to opt for euthanasia. Because I seriously don't want my shambling body to be a burden on anyone, including my wife. And if she goes before me, in my will I am putting that all of our money is going to the sloth…

You know who's going to take care of me when I'm old? My hot man-nurse, that I'll be able to hire because I didn't have to pay for diapers, braces, or university.

The meateaters start with hate mail.

I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.

This is amazing. The industry is exploitative and so many of the women believe that they have no power or voice to demand basic work safety. For the most part they are right. Who wants to be the politician that champions the rights of these women? I'm glad to see that someone is willing to.

That kind of sentiment in the last paragraph always makes me laugh-sob. If you, the entire industry, were really doing such a good job, your employees wouldn't be organizing. It's not something people do for fun. Most of us would rather just move on to a better workplace, even if we have to leave the industry and take…

So...it's a hassle for men to take those 30 extra seconds to put powder or antiperspirant on themselves while running to work? Maybe try waking up 30 seconds earlier, or wear better underwear. There are so many solutions that don't impede on other's ability to sit on the train.

Oh, I could give a shit about the Superbowl as well; I just don't go gassing on about it. It's the calling out yourself as a non-participant and demanding the participants acknowledge this fact that makes you an asshole.

Yes, this. I honestly do not get the rage-boner that somehow sprung up in the last half of 2014 for Lena Dunham. It was cool to watch Girls, then it became cooler, I guess, to not watch, and to talk about how you don't watch. Because Girls is too... what? I don't even know. Meanwhile we champion Shonda Rhimes who's…

I am 100% for calling Lena out on the racist and classist shit in Girls but this is just weirdly bitter, especially considering that Lena's success should be something that Jezebel celebrates— as of this fall, female directors still only make up 13% of all directors of prime time tv shows. Dunham's show is flawed, but…

You know those people who - on the 1st of February - post "What Superbowl?", along with a picture of like, an outdoor cafe and a novel or somesuch horseshit?

That's you.

If you don't want to watch Girls, don't. Nobody cares. You're literally writing about a non-event.

Like, who returns underwear? Who tries on underwear in the dressing room? I've never tried on underwear before buying. I know my size and what will likely fit - if I get it home and it fits weird, oh well. They stay in the drawer unworn. I can't imagine the type of personality someone would have to have to return…

Yeah, somehow I no longer am troubled by the fact that the only underwear I can afford comes in a sealed plastic bag.

I think it's been upgraded from "inconceivable" to "perverse" over the last few years, but then any construct of woman's sexual desire that is a product of women's own agency instead of a reflection of men's desires for women is considered perverse.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a new Harry Potter short story! According to a Pottermore.com newsletter, starting on Friday, December 12, JK Rowling will be dropping a new piece of Harry Potter-related writing on the site every day until Christmas. And one of those will definitely be focused…

Go back and read the article. Your response doesn't even qualify as cherry-picking.

My brother suggested Bookmas once (where we all just give each other books). Nobody went for it, but I still like the idea.