This reminds me of an episode of The Office where Creed wants to start a blog and Ryan opens up a word doc for him.

I came here to post something like that, because my sister and I had many Barbies, but we used them as characters in various grand adventures that we created. We were crazy about horses as little girls, so our most common script involved Barbies who captured wild mustangs and trained them to become show horses and…

Then again, the vegetarians who rely on food banks and are often out of luck when it comes to vegetarian protein (especially around holidays) will probably be fucking stoked.

LOL, in what world is the modern turkey "all natural"?

I love how everyone is reporting on this like the act of pardon fake turkeys is more ridiculous than the act of PARDONING A FUCKING TURKEY AT ALL.

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

I think not wanting to get in the pool because your hair done is a perfectly acceptable reason to not get in the pool. It makes me really mad that people are acting like her reason isn't valid. If I were that girl I probably would've punched that teacher in the face or kicked him in his penis I'd have been so pissed.

Wait, but- I thought catcalling was just a compliment, and that women who felt threatened by it are being silly, because people who are catcalling would never actually do anything! My little lady brain is all confused now....

Or bite it. That would've done it.

The real question here is, why didn't he bite the knife. Did he even consider not being stabbed? He should have just done anything except be stabbed by the knife. But no. He had to. He had to be stabbed by the knife.

I mean why didn't he stop the stabbing? Like why not just grab the knife with his hand?

I'm so angry this is still a thing people say when stories like this one exist.

...Alright, but can you tell us what he was wearing. I mean, was he just all out there, asking to get stabbed?

It's also why other people won't take a stand and turn away when they see harassment and abuse.

But even if you ignore them they stab you!

"I shall avenge you!"

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

You could also say that about marriage in monogamous societies up until the last century or so. Monogamous marriage was for centuries a property exchange that also led to the unhappiness and oppression of women. By this logic, why should we allow couples to get married?

What is frustrating to me about this whole debacle is that, once again, a woman's issue is being reframed as a talk about men. Just paragraphs and paragraphs about men and who is harassing and their race and just every possible permutation of that and racism against men of color and white male privilege etc, etc.