It was a Bernie joke, so did it even really have a chance?

*reads article*

I don’t put things away because I don’t have anywhere for them to go and it’s a continuous cycle of kipple threatening to take over my home.

Ugh, I hate adulting.

Lesson Seven: don't have kids.

If you’re a grown ass man you shouldn’t still be getting that mad with games , frustrated maybe, but raging over video games is ridiculous, I still don’t know how some people play games like day z or Arma or dark souls and get so mad when they die, what did you expect ?

Last year, a neighbour did the cliched thing of loading me down with extra zucchini from her garden. I thought I hated zucchini, but I've been cutting down on carbs except fruit and decided to try zucchini pasta. The results were incredible — I was eating something like 15 huge zucchinis a week and using it for…

I had used them interchangeably as well, but then someone pointed out to me that I was wrongy wrong wrong, so now I am paying it forward.

I just realized, this entire article boils down to 'give Lifehacker ideas for future articles'.

Here's all you need to know about how to deal with a complainer:

This.

For God's sake lighten up people. It's a tip for serving a raw tomato. It's not the end of culinary civilization. Christ.

I do something similar but I think easier. Take lovely fresh cherry tomatoes, or any tomatoes really, squish them up with a potato masher a bit add some olive oil and fresh torn basil and toss with hot pasta. All those bitching about the juice, if you cook your pasta right it sucks up the extra juice for super…

RAVENSCRAFT!!! You're a boss! Like, seriously. I use pocket religiously and was happy when they updated the extension to included tags. Can I buy you a cup of coffee for this article. Haha.

I'm a little confused how you get them over the plug. Are these some type of elastic beads?

mhmm it's allllll Kinja's fault.

Lesson or Skill: How to be emotionally independent

I have exactly the same thing. LA is sunny and hot all the time and I never want to exercise or leave the house in those conditions. My spirits soar when I see a thunderhead and my absolute favorite time of day is right after golden hour in the twilight when it is actually OK to go outside. From what some of the other…

I suffer from SAD, although mine comes in the Summer, so it's letting up, now. Getting outside is one of the worst things I can do. The more light I get, the worse I feel.