"This tray is wet. This tray is WET, and this one.. anD THIS ONE, AND THIS! "

And then it turns out that they accidentally time traveled and have been on earth the whole time!!

The sequel should have Vincent Price, Charleton Heston and Will Smith all fighting the Darkseeker Elephant.

But it's not my family. I feel as sympathetic as if a person were killed by lightning or any other natural phenomena, but what are you going to do fight the sky? The tiger is going to be hunted, many other tigers will be taken out in the name of justice. Nothing will be resolved, humans will further intrude on tiger…

And you guys thought the zombie genre was tapped out.

I will bet you $10, a bottle of 30 year old scotch, and my place in line to punch Micheal Bay in the face; that this is in fact what will be in the theater .

In honor of this amazing flamingo, may I give to you the best thing about flamingos I have ever seen. May you have all the shrimp you can eat in flamingo heaven, Greater.

This commercial hasn't quite succeeded, because now I don't want my own Jagyooar; I want my own Hiddleston.

THIS is how you rob a place:

Andie MacDowell speaking dolphin. Nothing else needs to be said.

Looks like the Chinese rover did not have the Spirit to take advantage of this great Opportunity. It's now lost until an intrepid Pathfinder retrieves it and sells it to a museum, where it will remain a mere Curiosity.

In before some confused commenter with a stunted sense of humor questions the awesomeness of your comment.

CURBSTOMP.

Gonna have to go with The Mist's Ending.

See, the money itself is happy, and that's what counts.

Seriously, just put Paranoid on repeat...

*Ring, ring, ring*

Xenophobic? No. That's dedicated to all the dumbasses who put their health in the hands of non-scientific stupidity, regardless of their country, race, and religion.