The previous two comments just ensured that my sinuses got their daily rinsing with gin.

You are each and every one my heroes.

You are literally...? Wait. Yes.

Dicks cost $22.50, +p&h

I admire the attention to detail you have shown by using a diminishing number of ‘Ls’ in your final three words. A masterful detail.

All together now: It’s an entirely new form of galaxy.

Phrasing.

I still get an annual hate-mail from one of the flight attendants.

The first time I saw that scene, I was on an airplane. It was 3am, I was over the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and the only person in business class who was awake. I'd had a couple of gin and tonics, I was sitting in the dark and totally involved in this speech.

Nothing in this article proves a placebo effect. This only proves that the dog experienced a real result with the medicine, and then continued to expect reduced anxiety (and therefor had reduced anxiety) even when the meds were subtly reduced or removed. This is association (which is a good result for the dog) but is…

Dear Santa,

Your last line is what I wake up thinking most days of my life... and I enthusiastically applaud your eloquent and erudite expression of why it is an important and recurring urge.

The appendages the prawns are using for locomotion... aren't those normally just the gills in other species? If so, I think it's pretty cool they've adapted them for use in both ways at once... (I'm also wondering how many animals in that group actually 'swim'... most walk, or use the tail for a quick backwards…

WITH A TALKING PIE!

I don't care if you're right or not, Hullmat991... your comment is my new hero.

Izzat the kid from Chronicle?

I hear Hiddleston say "Ob-SESS'd by powah!" and 5 seconds later you could drown a toddler in my underpants.

Oh, yeah? Well I have Coke Zero followers.

Nicely done.

I am a gay man, and I find birth and pregnancy (Satan-spiced or not) to be terrifying in the abstract, and something I can probably say I won't have to experience personally or in proximity, which is why it works for me in scary movies.