I'd expect a good handy as well,

Only your mouth?

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

because why wait till after the lions play to have a bad taste in your mouth.

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

Ha, yeah, the one thing that rainbow-cake comment section lacks is that one guy who feels the need to let everybody know that he couldn't be bothered to read the whole article.

Yes, by MAILING it.

We need to make this a thing, people.

I just really like pretty cakes.

Everyone go to your nearest Williams-Sonoma store and grab every catalog (do they call it a catalogue?) they have. Carry at least one around at all times, so the next time any person starts talking about repealing Obamacare and how the government has no place telling rich people how to spend their money, just hand…