“When they told me this on the phone, I soiled myself with absolute unbounded opulence, like decanting an entire garbage bag full of chili into my trousers.”

Hell yes it’s gross. I saw a post once about people who had sex on those things, so it’s not somewhere you want to be standing.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Oh Jesus, he lives in my state, HELP ME LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Yes. As someone else who also fenced for many years, I think she’s pretty off base here. Saber is the truly nuts one. The action is so fast, especially at the elite level, that a huge amount of the variance in outcomes is pure judgment calls by the judge, not what actually happens on the strip.

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

I feel very disconnected sometimes because I don’t know anyone first hand whose life has gotten worse during Obama’s presidency (barring personal problems.) I cannot and will not lay the scourge of violence, by police, against police or by acts of terrorism at his feet. Many of our threats are “homegrown” and the…

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

The way the ball moves (with the channels on each ball being different) and the condition of the field and wind conditions, not to mention the distance, this is impressive.

As much as I cannot stand the man, I will say that I have seen Trump in a church first hand. Sat next to him and Marla Maples years ago at Marble Collegiate (Dutch Reformed) in NYC. He offered me a Lifesaver off of her stockinged knee. True story.

You say that, but has Hillary ever read one single word of Two Corinthians?

Does it honestly not bother you that Bernie supporters are sending death threats to a woman who, as far as I can tell, was just doing her job? I get wanting to have positive coverage of your preferred candidate, but any coverage of the event that leaves out the booing and death threats is still pretty slanted - it’s…

Also, Clinton won the NV primary election. Nothing was being stolen from these people. Blame the Sanders ground game for not having its delegates be prepared and follow the rules.

“Right now 50% of all the lactic acid is held by the top 1% of runners. I want to stop the 4 min and 5 minute milers from controlling all the lactic acid in this country.”

If I weren’t married and in probably a wildly different geographic location and probably much too old and the fact that this is increasingly creepy sounding, I’d totally ask you out.

A Catcher in the Wrong

A League of They’re Owned

Hot New Trend: Aging with the passage of time! (only for dudes though)

Swearing is your right, I guess, but I am not inclined to take a person who habitually swears seriously. A carefully chosen swear word said at the right moment can be powerful and indicate real anger. Constant swearing is just tiresome and indicative of a lack of imagination.