It’s official; I’m old because this is silly.

So can we take a second to give a shoutout to the security guard here? It’s very, very clear by how fast the refs swarmed around and split her off that she didn’t know that this was planned— which means tiny little her saw big-ass Gronk hop the barricade and went “welp, this is what I’m doing tonight” and dove right…

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

1. Being more environmentally friendly (if done right) is literally a win/win so who gives a shit “how much humans are causing”

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Yakety Sax was a nice touch but doesn’t really scream serious academics to me.

That picture might be hard to interpret. I believe the actual bacteria are the little yellow threads. The blue crinkly thing is a dying cell.

Huh.

This is clock work with Geno. He does this intentionally, what seems like every year leading into the final four . He says something stupid, something he knows will get a ton of attention and deflects pressure away from his team. Geno is an ass, but he’s a brilliant ass and he wins a lot.

When I read comments from ultra conservative type people that are prone to the pearl clutching it just makes me think “You are basically indicating that we should all be afraid of YOU, not the other way around.” Because they 1. believe that men are just lustful beasts that simply can’t enjoy a meal with women they…

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Here’s a reenactment of a discussion from three years ago dealing with MLM’s.(we didn’t even need the money):

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

I’m probably the target audience US Soccer wants to engage. Don’t currently go out of my way to watch, unless it’s World Cup time.

My Dad will call me up tomorrow around 9 am when he’s sitting down at the office computer reading his morning news just to tell me about how something similar happened in 1968 with the Jets v Raiders game. I’m 32 years old and he’s told me about this game at least a dozen times. It’s always come up kinda randomly, but…

You may see them all!

Santa Claus isn’t real.

“Fantasy Football”

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.