I work at a small state University and we cannot expense alcohol and tips are capped at 20%. Those rules may not apply at UM and/or there may be ways around them for football, but it’s not as simple as you’re making it out to be.

Next step: Adamsology. He’s the LRH of our generation.

The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

A “fucked your mom” joke! I rest my case.

no one should be starring this in 2017...can’t wait to hear your new material on airline food bud

“To my mother, Ayn Rand and God.”
That’s not any less ambiguous without the oxford comma. If anything, it implies that the speaker thinks that their mother is both Ayn Rand and God.

This is all pretty insidious.

This was a fight that I lost so many times with my editors that I eventually quit journalism. You would not believe the number of times that reporters want to call a lie a lie, and editors walk it back because they’re scared of seeming like the reporter is “taking a side.” Telling the truth is not a demonstration of…

And the man with the camera didn’t have the decency to leave the bear one pic-a-nic basket!

I’m going to go one a little further.

I noticed that this morning.

That’s how you get pink eye

Looks suspiciously like

Would you rather make 30k a year and pay an effective tax rate of 10% or make 60k a year and pay an effective tax rate of 15%? Obviously you would rather have the 27k instead of the 51k because who wants to pay more in taxes, amirite?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

So witches float and wizards sink?

Really? Is this what you've sunk to, Adam? Spreading uncorroborated medical/dental advice from Reddit? Seriously? Apparently, you didn't even bother to read any of the follow-on comments in this reddit post, especially the ones linking to articles discussing why this is rather bad advice.

I once, at 21, attempted to shave my ex's initial (Z) on my mound and tried to sexily surprise him. He started cracking up until he was crying. It was backwards. I don't recommend initial shaving. Ever.