Always a “feel good story” truther!

Way to sneak in that dickpic at the end!

I thought this was common knowledge. I’ve always been told and told others to watch the news and other TV in a language you are learning so your ears/brain get used to common words and sounds. Over time you learn more natural phrasing than from any book or app. It helped me transition my knowledge of Spanish into…

All I could think of was “I hope he gets tetanus from fucking the rust belt!”

Many Johnny Cash songs have liberal populist themes, and it’s a sad statement that Democrats can’t figure out things like that (I’m speaking generally in my frustration with the national party). “Man in Black” should be the theme song for every Democratic event.

Man, these Ninja Warrior shows are getting INTENSE!

Counterpoint: as stiff as that mouse looks, a spider eating it will keep the house from stinking in about 1-2 days

Love the little Groot jacket!

I am more convinced than ever that Melania is a KGB spy, pulling the long con on America. First she rick-rolls her convention speech, then wears the “pussy bow” to troll both her husband and anyone paying attention, and now delivers this without the slightest hint of irony in her voice. Stone cold ironic troller,…

Which part? We saw him get stung because he stepped on the wasp with flip flops, which didn’t kill it completely, so the stinger twisted around the edge and went straight into his foot meat.

Huh, my dad got stung by one when I was little and didn’t act like he was in that much pain (said it wasn’t much worse than any other wasp sting). We double checked with the park ranger, who re-assured us that it only delivers about the same amount of venom as a normal wasp, so we went about our business at the park.

Dude, I know you want to register your protest, but the fucking scientist is the one that made it about its resemblance to Trump’s hair, not this author. If you watch the video, you’ll see he says it about 50 times and makes jokes about not going near Trump’s hair.

Why is nobody mentioning the two robots in the top row??!!

I’m confused: why would they “curl into a ball at the last second”?

My theory: this dovetails with Assange’s assertions that his next release will bring down Hillary. i.e., Hillary sent nudes to Snowden.

Well, I guess we found the norovirus vector:

The squirrels will chew through these in 1.5 weeks, tops

The squirrels will chew through these in 1.5 weeks, tops

The real crime is that it didn’t yell “EXTERMINATE!” while assaulting the youngster

Hunh, took me a full 3 minutes to not read that as “Freebird”

Jesus, it’s 2016. Haven’t they figured out that Ducksch face is horrible in any picture?