I thought this was common knowledge. I’ve always been told and told others to watch the news and other TV in a language you are learning so your ears/brain get used to common words and sounds. Over time you learn more natural phrasing than from any book or app. It helped me transition my knowledge of Spanish into…

All I could think of was “I hope he gets tetanus from fucking the rust belt!”

Many Johnny Cash songs have liberal populist themes, and it’s a sad statement that Democrats can’t figure out things like that (I’m speaking generally in my frustration with the national party). “Man in Black” should be the theme song for every Democratic event.

Man, these Ninja Warrior shows are getting INTENSE!

Well, I guess we found the norovirus vector:

The squirrels will chew through these in 1.5 weeks, tops

The squirrels will chew through these in 1.5 weeks, tops

Hunh, took me a full 3 minutes to not read that as “Freebird”

Jesus, it’s 2016. Haven’t they figured out that Ducksch face is horrible in any picture?

So in other words, the Commonwealth Games

Where’s the superautomatics? My DeLonghi makes amazing coffee, and only requires cleaning when full (~2 days for the wife and I) and refilling water. If I’m feeling fancy, it takes 1 minute longer to make a cappuccino.

FYI, there’s an extra “%20" in your URL at the bottom. The correct URL should be http://www.knifeplanet.net/3-step-routine…

Calling it now: Trump/Gossage 2016!

That's just good, heads-up defending!

Poor, entitled white players at Duke get hated just because they’re good. So says http://espn.go.com/mens-college-b…

I believe you meant to say their Triple Ginger Beer is the bomb. As in, it keeps exploding and they’re now warning to carefully put it in areas that can handle the explosions.

There needs to be a guide for how to stop saying “you know” in casual conversation. This can become the most annoying thing ever, and it's contagious like yawning.

Hi Sepp, welcome to Deadspin!

It was corrected to remove the extra bracket

It was corrected to remove the extra bracket

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Man, talk about sloppy tackling!