James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

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Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

If my employer was being sued and a reporter asked me to comment on the thing the lawsuit was about I’d probably avoid talking about it too.

You get paid for this?

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I'm looking forward to the Ball-Hawkers vs. Agents in the 8 & 9 matchup. 

This is honestly amazing dead letters material 

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

The amount of fucks yelled when the players are raising the cup is amazing! I can’t wait for all of the pearl clutching letters to the FCC.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

what’s a boston

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

You have Brad Marchand on your team and trying to talk shit about someone else being cheap? That’s adorable.

It will stop when giant babies like Bumgarner and yourself stop crying when someone is happy for doing their job well.

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

Because the St Louis metropolitan area is across two states. They want fans to feel loyalty regardless of which side of the border they're on. 

East St. Louis is across the border in Illinois.