No, it’s not the exact same play. AT ALL. James left his feet for the catch, never regained them, and lunged from a knee on his way down. Ertz was running when he made the catch, took 3 more steps, turned upfield, and then decided to dive. I don’t know how someone can say with a straight face that it was “literally…

Your screenshot very helpfully illustrates that he didn’t use the crown of his helmet. Crown = “very top” (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/08/06/nfl-officiating-video-stresses-new-crown-of-the-helmet-rule/). The “very top” doesn’t extend down to the sides. Otherwise they’d just say “helmet.”

No sports bar has good food?

I’ll make the “bingo” cards....including such likely utterances as snowflake, libtard, obummer, MAGA, and fake news. Bonus points for guessing the theme of the first meme he posts to social media afterwards. My money’s on “Hitler reference”

Yeah I was wondering the same thing...is there now sad footage of guys seeing the phone ring and getting their hopes up before being told they didn’t get elected, or is there sad video footage of guys staring at their phone for an interminable amount of time before realizing the call wasn’t coming like a hopeful…

Honeydew, that’s the money melon

Co-signed. Those people should be launched into the sun

You’re above using curse words, huh? Is “asshole” not a curse word? You called someone an asshole like five minutes before this comment. Juuuuuust checking.

Bannon looks like a post-mortem Al Davis who got fat

He’s not quite as far up his own ass, but yeah, pretty close

this needs more love

This jagoff was also driving around with the emergency brake on

You make me embarrassed to be a Cardinals fan. Might I recommend that you develop a sense of humor?

Only if you specify that the kids are twins

Hey! Hockey version of the “that wasn’t really a dunk” guy! Shut the fuck up and enjoy something that looked cool!

I think by law, Taurean Prince has to retire now

Honeydew....THAT’S the money melon.

BEAR MACE THAT GUY

While it is well-settled law that U2, in fact, sucks, I will never shy away from any reason to re-visit or re-share this magnificent piece of literary perfection: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/truly-i-say-to-you-today-that-bono-is-an-asswipe-1721192701

Has “getting hit by a bus” not arrived yet?