MP4-12C

Only if it’s a boy. If it’s a girl, MP4-12C obviously.

WRX STI RA Spec-C

XR4Ti.

Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

This is wrong.

But can it drive over pencils? My Elantra can drive over pencils. If I see a pencil in the road, I’m just like, “Hey, a pencil. No problem.” And it isn’t.

I only buy manual.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Ok well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

Advertising is a fickle thing that runs on all sorts of Jedi mind tricks and subconscious inception-ing. Despite doing some really indefensible things, if your sub-conscience sees Chuck Sheen and thinks “Ohh a bad boy, he’s edgy, I like him!” then that might be brand positive. If your sub-conscience is saying “AIDS…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Y U DO DIS, NICOL?

I would read this tbh

Hey man, being able to badmouth things without any verification is a damned privelege on the internets!

It’s a 2007 ps3, your warranty was done years ago.

Fingerbanged my girlfriend in a ‘89 S-10 Blazer...15 years ago. Not very adventuous.

Fun fact: The Mazda MX-5 has won every SCCA and NASA Spec Miata class race since the introduction of the series!

Strip club by the airport. How close does it have to be to qualify? Also, saddest place in town.

Plus "my tax dollars paid for this car!"