BLASPHEMY!

The Ferrari The Ferrari was designed in a mountain cave by Michelangelo de Spinelli IV, King of Rohan. The motor was endowed with rotational propellant technology and morph abilities. With the push of a button, the Japanese-inspired V12 engine can transform into either a V6 or a large robot. The Jalopnik Edition The…

Why are they doing this? I think Rob Ford could be a great spokesperson for the car company! Think about it:

Don't criticize how the government told you to run your company when the way you ran it forced you to come to the Government in the first place.

That's why I prefer and. Can you imagine sweet or sour chicken? (pictures) ugh...yeah I definitely like and better.

You can't assign to a variable like that! It was meant to be an operand, so please... please: ==

I guess the guy thought the deal... was a steal.

You could tell he was gay because he was nailing it in the tailpipe.


I apologize. I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret…

Cooooool, justice and debt are sooo beautiful :)

Well, if it was good enough for The Knack, why wouldn't grunge headbangers like it?

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the Toyota Corolla:

And main armaments.

DUN DUN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DUN DEE DUN

Matt, you should hire me to be Jalopnik's Travel Behavior Analyst. Provide fifty cars, of my choosing, and let me drive them back and forth across Europe, through Germany. I will write how each trip affected my behavior. It will be brilliant.

I dunno, man. The right Sienna/Odyssey test could be pretty amazing. "While the Ody took the Toyota in the upper stretches of our Scandanavian-style hill-climb, the Sienna's burnout score evens it out. It's all going to come down to our final test, 5-screaming toddler challenge!"

I hate the rear of the new Corvette. reminds me of this...

Congratulations. You're the first person to ever use "Prius" and "driver oriented" in the same sentance.

Rephrasing of previously posted witty comment.

[Takes toys, goes home]