I saw Cars 2. This will not end well.

I’d like to run my Volvo v60 Polestar in LeMans, preferably with a kid in the back seat and dog in the far back. The other cars should be BoP’d to make the race fair so I have a chance to win.

Deriving joy, or even basic ambivalence, in the face of other people dying, is not a point of view worth humoring. This isn’t a free market of ideas exchange, this is polite society. Anyone who has “play stupid games win stupid prizes” in their regular lexicon isn’t worth hearing out. Fuck that ideology. Lives have…

He said the ship was veering to the right as it entered the canal and that the captain tried to pull the ship back to the center. He said the captain accelerated when the ship’s response was too slow. The ship veered instead to the left, and then to the right again before slamming into the bank of the canal, Mr.…

There are dozens of Z lovers around here...Dozens!

I’m not really a fan of the translucent body panels or the glowing battery pack.

show us on the doll where volvo/polestar hurt you

This is my shocked face. :|

Seriously. Every single battery I buy has rockets attached to them. It’s ridiculous that NASA can’t afford such a common feature.

“In a terrible mix-up the newest USPS electric vehicles were outfitted with 120mm cannons meant for M1A3 Abrams tanks. Confused postal employees nationwide then attempted to conduct long-range pet food delivers with said cannons, resulting in cat and dog food shotgun damage in a range of 2 miles in front of each…

23 Hours and 30 Minutes of Le Mans is very different than the 24 Hours of Le Mans, just ask Toyota.

It was fucking Todd, man, all his fault. If we lynch that guy it will solve everythin . 

“American with brokerage firm money who is touting an “American” challenger to the Europeans with a car built and labored over by Europeans in Europe with European parts and engines.”

Send a letter to them saying you have it, but write it in a confusing way and send it over during a federal holiday. Chances are they’ll lose the letter or forget to reply, then after a year you can claim it is abandoned.

Very ashamed. 

I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed that I get that reference

This is why people are foolish to immediately snap pictures of shit falling in their yard from airplanes. Keep it on the DL and keep it forever.  

We had a plane crash into our garage and we got to keep it, silly pilot kept trying to eat our cat though

The secret is to throw a tarp on it and wait it out, then claim eminent domain.

Now you tell me. I just left a deposit on one.