Jalopnik presents Jalopnik Drag Racing?  With notably no drag racing in the game?

What?  What?  I can’t hear you!

Buy two lengths of 25' wire and wire them up with that.  Loudness problem will go away.

I’m an audiophile.  I don’t hate myself.  I’ve got a nice little inexpensive system that does me fine.  I just loathe digital audiophiles though.

If only the rest of your dashboard was as minimalist.

And notice how the T.50 has ground clearance?  Amazing!

Awww.  What am I to masturbate to now?

So no playing “Elvis is Dead” or “Calling Elvis” while nominating Elvis.  Got it.

Either “Days of Thunder” or “Need for Speed”, both are equally horrendous.

Yes, yes it does.

No Andrew, no.  It is not better looking than an original Dodge Viper.

I’m confused.  Are you saying that Swiss and Germans are more likely to be criminals?  ‘Cause that’s racist or some kind of ‘ist’.

Ferrari is deeply offended that this happened.  And by happened I mean getting caught.

I’m only 42 and so obviously too young for products from the RR.

“Don’t trust no one...”
So I should trust everyone?

I knew a guy with an Eagle Talon.  No!  Really!  I did!

But David.  That truck is really jeep.

Oh yes please.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!  But ma suicided doors!

You’re not being kind which means your being a dick.  If you’d like more help not being a dick then just message me.  Sure, I’ll just say “Have you tried not being a dick?” but that might help.