Being in news papers and being a journalist are two different things.  And you sir, are no journalist.  Your writing is atrocious, you douche.

You can’t sell a company!  That’d be slavery.

Would you like a walled garden with that order of walled garden?

Many businesses prefer pre-built systems because it takes pressure off any IT people.  And that can translate into money.  How else do you think that Dell and HP got so popular?

Will it blend?

So I’m not a racing fan?  Because I care about Battle Bots?  That’s awfully crude of you.

I care about Battle Bots.

But your mom bakes a better apple pie than everyone.

My mother-in-law lives with a nutbag nazi. I call him “brother-in-law”.

Where will Fancy Kristen storm the beaches now???

*crys because Fancy Kristen isn’t around to tell us plebs about how we don’t deserve this car*

What’s a ‘tq’?  What unit is it?  Is it an international standard?  Or imperial?

It’s all because EA gave the series to Criterion Games, creators of Burnout : Paradise, from Black Box.  Fortunately later games went to Ghost but they didn’t lose the Burnout feel unfortunately.

What’s a ‘kilgram’?  An idiot would like to know.

I like it better than the Valkyrie.  Six cylinders in a hyper car is much rarer right now and the car has a better presence in it’s photos.

I’m driving a ‘77 German roadster that is really fast but uncomfortable.  It’s a front-mid flat eight and we shall call it ‘The Leopard’ but in German.

So.  The TARDIS is class 7 then.  Right?

Your not very happy are you?

You should have included Me from Doctor Who.  Oh sure it sounds all fun and what not at being immortal but what happens if you forget?  You know there’s something there that you need to remember, like your kids, but dammit if you can’t recall.

I can’t get sick with Corona virus!  I’ve already got the Molson Canadian virus!