OMG! OMG! OMG!  I think I just peed myself.

But Gizmodo.  If I can’t trust the influencers than who can I trust?

Soon everyone in the original Top Gun will be chinese.

I’ll take it off your hands for $5!

They will abide.

The CIA owns Huawei?  I gotta run with this on Facebook!

Bad news.  It don’t carry a SIM card so it can’t take a data plan.

Magnets, how do they work?  Magic!

Hey now.  We didin’t do anything because we were demoralized to the point of ineptitude by the “we did everything” boomers who brought us up.

So...  What’s Yu-Gi-Oh?  Is it a card game or a television show about cars?

Hey I can quit my thermal paste addiction anytime.  Now give me the needle.

Are these the protests for Solemani or against?  ‘Cause first they were all sad about it and then there were protests against him and the government.

That’s the Peugeot-Fiat-Chrysler Mach Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody Daytona 50th Anniversary Edition to you, mister!

How can you say that???  I’m going to tell Mr. & Mrs. Bing that you said that about their restaurant.

Didn’t the Road Runner Superbird lack a pointy nose too? Therefore, shouldn’t the 50th Anniversary ONLY need a ridiculously tall spoiler that is soooo tall they can’t see it in the rear view?

Alright.  I’m going to need a C6 corvette frame, an Alvis engineer and Alvis parts along with 5 gazillion dollars!  Or else I’ll destroy the White House!!

I’ll take it!  All of ‘em!  Just send the cheque to “The American Military Industry”.

But they’re also a tyrannical authoritarian government!

Garbage In, Garbage Out.  Send in garbage information and you’ll get garbage conclusions.

How can I trust a drug company named Gilead?