No!  Now everyone knows what my ‘O’ face looks like.

Be quiet, you Nazi!   :)

With a name like Ivan Hirst I’d consider him a commie. :)

Oooo.  Show us a picture of the trunk.

You don’t know that!  Bela Lugosi could be a big Camaro fan.

Ha!  Silly boomer!  You don’t smoke with a vape pen.  You vape!

Yes but is the speaker drivers in a plebian Goldwood yellow?

And what if I prefer to use smoke signals?  What then?

There’s no law that dictates that cars have to make sounds yet in Canada.  I mention this because I see my fair share of Teslas around town and they don’t make any more noise than the ICE’s (excluding performance cars) when going 10mph.  All I ever hear is tire sounds.  So this all sounds a little retarded from my…

No.  But an over-the-hill, pudgy Iceman does.

I once saw a Mig-29 in an inverted dive.  Can a F-15, F-16, or F-22 do that?

I bet the F-16 handles like an old Civic after all the naughty bits have been removed.

DON’T BURST MY BUBBLE!!!

Do F-16's lead to homo-erotic volleyball sessions?  Or is that only the Tomcat?

Oh sure.  When the NSA spy on you through Google everyone is “eh, whatever”.  But China does it through time travelling to the 1930's and stealing the name of an American company before using it to spy on America and it’s all up in arms.  Frankly I’d be more worried about the time travelling machine the Chinese seem…

From the sounds of the article. Nothing was transferred over yet so China didn’t steal the IP? I’m not sure why we blame China the country when a company steals IP but blame the corporation when it happens in the States. What the hell is up with that?

Aston Martin Xenomorph, it bleeds acid and wants to kill you.

Hey, Elizabeth Holmes is great jailbait.

But does the Dad Build have a beer gut?

There are?  Really?  You’re not joking?