Start my own carbon offset program?  And not use a government mandated one?  What kind of car reporting commie are you?

What wouldn’t I do if I had a Lexus 400?

I got my mom a Samsung ‘cause they update soooo slowly.

A state of bliss.  Bliss is the greatest automotive state one can achieve.

All lap times just remind me how much I suck at driving.  I never get the same lap times on the same courses.

I can answer the motorcycle question.  Because they don’t retire motorcycles after 30 years of service.

I do have to question how much of the 20 years it took to develop the F-35 was actually used developing and how much of it was used jerking around for extra cash.

He got too fat for his airplane seat thingy?

Some of the scenes seemed to be directly from the original.  Does that mean that Maverick will have Shell Shock and get flashbacks?

Of course he’s the star.  To do otherwise would destroy his ego.

Is it wrong that I put on my Top Gun vinyl and listened to “Playing With the Boys” while watching this?

Frankly, I figure they’re doing this because they still believe that the Corvette is cannibalising the Camaro sales.  Is this true?  Better people than I know.

What’s Apple Microsoft?

There should be a link where it tells you on the video that you can’t watch it.  The link leads to YouTube where you can watch it.  Least that’s how I had to watch it.

But why not Justin? I thought they all invited you to all the photo shoots.

Dude.  It was just a joke.  No need to bring his failure to pay his bills into it.

I loove GOLD!!!!! ... I mean, COPPER!!!!

I know what women really want.

And it isn’t me.

EA actually released the coding for servers so that you could play multi-player games for I think U2, Most Wanted, and Carbon.

Yeah, they got rid of those cut-aways in the final product.