What???  No cops, no accidents, no bad vinyls?  This isn’t Need for Speed that I know.

The answer here is clear.  It’s Air Canada.  They’d forget to close the doors if some poor passenger didn’t remind them.

Mom mobiles are sexy???

The government actually WANTED it that way.

That’s socialism!  And we all know that socialism is just another word for communism. 

I don’t want this car unless Fancy Kristen does.

I‘m not sure that I want my girlfriend and my wife in the car at the same time.

Bad news.  The quote has proper grammar and spelling.

Very carefully and in the cold.

It’s a one in a million chance that the plane will survive, but it might just work.

Don’t forget.  They’re planning on raising the speed limit by 20 kph on some freeways and 410 is one of them.

Wait a second.  You’re not supposed to cut your car in half in order to add oil and windshield washer fluid to it??

I keep being chased by a SSID called CSIS Van 11.  Everywhere I go, it shows up.  A few days later.  I’d say I’m just being paranoid but...

What about airplane foam?  That stuff works on high temperature things.

In cars?  Hate ‘em.  On phones.  Love ‘em.

But did it drive over any pedestrians before hand?  That’s what we really want to know.

I don’t know. That Rexona looks awfully suspicious.

Did you know that the 11th Gen Thunderbird has the same dimensions as the original?

They’ve already landed.  They’re fixing our houses and mowing our lawns.  We just don’t notice them.

What we need is a Space Wall.  To keep out the Space Aliens.  So that they don’t take our Space Jobs.