Of course he’s the star.  To do otherwise would destroy his ego.

Is it wrong that I put on my Top Gun vinyl and listened to “Playing With the Boys” while watching this?

Frankly, I figure they’re doing this because they still believe that the Corvette is cannibalising the Camaro sales.  Is this true?  Better people than I know.

What’s Apple Microsoft?

There should be a link where it tells you on the video that you can’t watch it.  The link leads to YouTube where you can watch it.  Least that’s how I had to watch it.

But why not Justin? I thought they all invited you to all the photo shoots.

Dude.  It was just a joke.  No need to bring his failure to pay his bills into it.

I loove GOLD!!!!! ... I mean, COPPER!!!!

I know what women really want.

And it isn’t me.

EA actually released the coding for servers so that you could play multi-player games for I think U2, Most Wanted, and Carbon.

Yeah, they got rid of those cut-aways in the final product.

What???  No cops, no accidents, no bad vinyls?  This isn’t Need for Speed that I know.

The answer here is clear.  It’s Air Canada.  They’d forget to close the doors if some poor passenger didn’t remind them.

Mom mobiles are sexy???

The government actually WANTED it that way.

That’s socialism!  And we all know that socialism is just another word for communism. 

I don’t want this car unless Fancy Kristen does.

I‘m not sure that I want my girlfriend and my wife in the car at the same time.

Bad news.  The quote has proper grammar and spelling.

Very carefully and in the cold.