My response to "I'm only going to be a minute" is either "I was going to be only a minute too you asshat" or "Do I look like a second-class citizen to you?"

I got pulled over holding my penis instead of the steering wheel. The cop told me that no matter how much I insist on it being possible a car will never be steered through the act of masturbation. It was a sad day for me indeed.

Without knowing more details I can't say whether any move was an invasion or not. Perhaps I used the wrong word and should have simply called Americans aggressors with an interest in territorial control regardless of what the people in the territory wanted. I'm not saying Britain isn't guilty of the same thing. I'm…

I really don't see how the Very on could lose the record in the first place. The only thing changed was the speed limiter and even with it on the car is faster than the previous record holder. If the Very on went faster than it's limited speed than obviously it's capable of the limited speed and deserves the record.…

The speed limiter doesn't change the fundamental aspects of the engine. This may only be one of many electronic restrictions applied to an engine. Pollution controls, fuel economy controls, tachometer limits or fuel cutoffs can also be in place to ensure government, safety, and durability requirements.

Ah yes. F1 tradition where drivers lives are at risk, tracks are minimally kept up, and people who'd love to see a race have to travel to far. Bernie might be the biggest asshole on the planet but he's made it more competitive, safer, more profitable, and allowed teams that previously would never have been…

I'd like to point out that when it's America on top we're Canadians but if they lose.then it's the British. I'd point out that a large part of the war was in Quebec, which wasn't a British colony at the best of times. That Britain didn't send any troops or leaders from elsewhere. And that a large chunk of the force…

I've seen those doors before. With a non-Bugatti in front of them. You'd think Bugatti, of all companies, would use an original picture.

Given the actual size of a rotary and it's geometric design it puts out more power at high RPMs than a reciprocal engine. Yes, the low end torque isn't as good and low speed operation is problematic the fact is that it gives better performance at high speeds on the highway provided you don't expect it to operate in…

Electric motors lose torque as they speed up. Thus low torque, high revving engines like rotaries and inline fours are the best companions to them. There is no point in pairing them with engines like diesels because the torque goes wasted with accidental wheel slip. The engine in the RX-8 greatly improved in…

There was a company in London, On and claim the vehicles as abandoned. They kept towing the mayor's car so he had a law passed that no matter how long your car was in their lot if you went to the lot and picked your car up then you didn't have to pay anything.

Sweet car. It's been ages since I've looked at a first generation.

I'm not sure North Korea is communist anymore. From the sounds of it it's a monarchy or an oligarchy. Lindsay Lohan however will always be communist and give equal access to everyone.

Tato Nano. Would have been cheap and would require little preparation.

I think his comment is derivative of what many people say when they require an evil government in their lives. Jaguar's and Aston Martin's designs are still heavily influenced by Ford. The designer comes off as remarkably uneducated and foppish. Isn't he aware that Ford no longer has majority share in Mazda or that…

Considering that American sports cars are more about torque and acceleration I'd go with a diesel. The diesel combined with the large number of gears ensures better acceleration with superior high speed elasticity. Will it 60 sooner? Not likely due to shift times but power isn't ever the whole story.

I like Mormons for the sake that they're the only religion who has told me "thanks but we're not looking for people to sleep with all the women right now, perhaps next century?". To be fair, I have slept with a lot of Mormon girls.

I have an ex-girlfriend who is Sepping's level of crazy. They should get together and spread the word of god to heathen penguins in Antarctica.

Nice attempt to deflect the onus and generate an acceptance of your dangerous behavior. However the answer to how you should react is hold back from the dangerous driver to ensure you do not get embroiled in any accident caused by them until an opportunity to safely pass and safely resume your previous driving…

I have trouble picturing Kurt Cobain or Sid Vicious apologizing for torching a pair of cars. Any pair of cars. What has happened to rock that apologists like Vampire Weekend make the top ten list? Any top ten list.