It is the hate that keeps them relevant.

The Gawker family lost its 124th million. Don’t worry guys, there’s always bankruptcy.

They had the worst record of any World Series Champion. Never count them out.

I totally hope you’re still doing this schtick during the world series.

I was shocked Trump brought up Lyndon Johnson’s beef with MLK. He didn’t mention MLK by name but still...

Yup. The look on his face was akin to a fisherman slapping a mosquito while Lamb and Posey look like two dudes watching a guy about to get hit with a falling anvil. Priceless.

Why are women so into makeup, hair dyes, accessories and clothes? If one doesn’t want to be objectified, why would one adorn themselves with objects?

I can’t get through one goddamn meal around a woman without her stealing bites and when I get upset women gather around to call me greedy. Are we finally coming full circle on this shit or is this more double standard crap?

Wait. So feminists aren’t allowed to openly mock women? Why be a feminist then?

National Fucking Treasure.

And that is why, historically, most wars were fought by women.

In America our beaches are populated mainly by the obese.

It’s incredibly silly. I cannot wait until we can’t advertise music because it insults the tone deaf.

Oh he’s got that vote. Every pissed off white boy not getting laid is in his camp.

Trump’s one redeeming quality is that he can make elections entertaining.

Bull shiiiiiiit bull shiiiiiiit bull shiiiiiiit

The media needs him for ratings but they don’t actually want him to win. Now that he’s assured the general the media can start in on him. Problem is though that the media has less credibility than Trump and they have proven that by how they deal with Trump.

I know right. I hope this series lasts as long as possible, like until Halloween.

If we all just promise we’ll be cool can we just not have a president for a few years?

Gawker Media lost its first appeal. There’s always next trial.