Between Kang and Freese, the Pirates third base position really has a proclivity to drink and drive.

I thought of it more as Dances With Wolves in space.

That would be the most badass Twitter ban ever. Their stock would go up, their CEO would make the cover of time, Colbert would offer Twitter a standing ovation and I’m pretty sure Samantha Bee would have an unsolicited good time.

This is so true. I have learned so much about how government works because reporters have to keep telling us how these crap fingered monkeys keep violating laws and rules I didn’t know existed.

As a former umpire, I can tell you that players pull this stunt so the batter’s back is not to them, blocking full view of the pitch.

At any point in our lifetime? What are you, nine?

I used to have to chop wood all the time. The day my step dad bought a splitter was one of the happiest days of my adolescence. Chopping wood is hard work.

Yup. That’s no athlete there.

The guy who grabbed the flag was in no position of power. He expressed his position, albeit illegally.

He’s ex-navy. Should have been easy for him.

So were Democrats though.

I’ve always wondered why there are so few male teachers.

You’re a legal mastermind.

Yeah, he’s kind of the least of my concerns right now. I mean, have you seen what’s been going on in the world?

Almost always proud to be Dutch.

Men have been playing sports, working in factories and dying in wars. Yet every time a woman does it, we make a big thing about it. Same with NASA, CEOs, Miners, Laborers, etc.

Oscar Taveras and he were tight. They died the same way. This is a connection I could do without.

“smart men who know their place”? I can’t even...

It is interesting that most refugees appear to be men though. Male privilege, even in war.

If this wasn’t Ferhlingetti, it should have been. Nice.