Timothy Burke mocks the infirm.

Timothy Burke tips five percent.

Did the Cardinals lose?

When I was living in Tampa, the county stopped monetary assistance for the gay pride parade. I told my friend Ben that fact and he said, “That’s gay.” Language is interesting.

And thus Drew Magary’s time at Gawker came to an end.

There is no rule that states a bat crossing s plate is a swing. The only thing this fucking site knows about baseball is how to figure out if the Cardinals lost.

Traffic?

Joe may be gone but his legacy lives on.

Drew Magary once again walks the line between gleefully uninformed dipshits and entitled assholes. He’s like the Babel fish for the lazy.

Whoppers,as I recall (been 19 years since I had one) do not come with Mayo. I hate Mayo too and always ordered whoppers with no Mayo only to be informed that such a request was redundant.

The pool would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and that blasted Scooby.

Ich bin ein footballers.

I hope you’re still doing these in late October.

In Alabama, you cannot innovate or educate, so you hate.

There are books about those teams. My favorite is “I ain’t no Athlete Lady” in which Kruk loses 20 pounds by switching to Coors Light.

No single team has more presence on Gawker media than the Cardinals. Number one baby.

Drew her last breath.

That was well thought out and coherent. But somehow it lacked the words: fucking finally.

Somehow I know Cardinal fans are to blame for this.

I heard at this game that Cardinals fans burnt Jason Heyward in effigy at this game and also that they shot a few black people outside the stadium for good measure. Then they called Soler the N word and beat up his mom. Best fans in baseball my ass.