Pretty sure Civics can get to 1000mph once VTEC kicks in.

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

Guy has an original NSX, a V16 Phantom, and is pretty much a pro driver. He is second fastest in the Top Gear C'eed only to Matt LeBlanc. Guy is a true enthusiast.

She only picked up the LFA because it happened to match her purse.

sure.

Chris Brown. Asshole extrordinaire, and does this to his cars:

Chris Brown. You already know about him being a shitty human being, but he's a shitty car guy too. Evidence:

Her ass, her face. Whats the difference? Both are fugly.

Anyone suggested Bam Magera yet? As far as I can tell he's the only "celebrity" to purposefully do damage to his cars.

I was thinking Nick Hogan instead.

That no talent, DeLorean ruining, dickbag Will.I.Am.

Paris Hilton owning an LFA is one of the greatest crimes against carmanity.

Even when he rents them, he fucks up.

Nicki Minaj?

Wait, what? He is one of the BEST celebrity car owners! You're drunk, go home.

Will.I.Am

Justin. Beiber.

Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

When will people learn.