Minority? But she’s living in a material world. And she’s a material girl.

Well she is the 1%, so...

To be honest, I also don’t care about Trump’s consensual affairs. We’d probably have to get rid of 99% of all politicians if we gave a shit about consensual affairs, particularly when the participants are smart enough to keep it all under wraps (unlike tweein’ Weiner).

I had a husky. It ate shit. Good dog; bad breath.

I will but I’m from Houston (though not much a fan of the Texans). He is the best player in the history of the franchise and it’s not close. As far as I’m concerned, he’s the second best receiver of his era, behind only Moss who was just an alien-like freak. He played his entire career without so much as a replacement…

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

I’ll remember how he spent tens of thousands of dollars of his own money every year to buy toys for Houston kids in the foster care system, because that’s the kind of man he is. And I’ll also remember that his greatness shouldn’t be overshadowed by the shittiness of the teams he played on.

Better question: Will Andre Johnson remember Andre Johnson? Because of CTE, get it? GALLOWS HUMOR!

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

Don’t ask how they got it in.

It’s the worst officiating that announcer has seen in a very, very, very long time. Because normally the officiating at New Mexico high school football games is so unassailably top-notch. Tell it to Jimbo Fisher.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

Best. Pickup line. Ever.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

We got picked up on a Friday night, and he said he had a guy who was really drunk a few rides earlier. I said the dude was probably just tailgating early, and he went with “my daughter would start tailgating on wednesdays... she’s probably the most famous tailgater” and i was like “Sam?” he said “yep” and proceeded…

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Tell us more about Mike Leach’s D.

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

@picrad: urghh... i prefer the black n white drabs than all this tacky yellow n pink!!!