What else are you going to wear to the local trade union hall beef and beer that just so happens to fall between the NFC championship and the inevitable Super Bowl loss? The boys at the Aston, PA Steamfitters Local #302 are all but expecting it.

I’ll wear my Chase Utley 2008 World Series Champion T-shirt imitation jersey until the rest of these iron-on numbers finish falling off, good sir, in true Philadelphia fan style.

Hey there buddy, I believe it’s referred to as a sweater, you hoser.

It probably annoys the NYPD because it will most likely be used to *film* the NYPD.

“Someone took a massive Trump in there”

Yo mama told me that your improper comma usage aids a foreign power.

Make sure you tell her I said ‘Wazzzzzzzuuuupppp!!!!’ before you do.

You guys have that je ne sais quoi on camera that’s just perfect for a successful career as a writer

Maybe if they spent less time staging fights and playing grabass they could field a competitive team more than once a decade

All before attending a Trump rally too!

They’re coming right for us!

Don’t Vontaze me, bro!

Cutting the video sharing won’t help the NFL’s ratings.

Not to turn this into Worldstar (Worldstar! Worldstar!), but I still think NYC is a pretty respectable hip hop hub.

This comment (and the associated mental imagery) made me laugh very hard after a difficult week. Thank you for the good kinja.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

He also DM’s the weekly D&D group for G-8 leaders. Putin has had just about enough of Obama’s tomfoolery with poor trap placement.

Pushing their intellectual boundaries before joining the College Republicans in a few years

Less than hitler though.

I knew I was probably in for a rough 4 years of school when everyone in my freshman dorm thought Dane Cook was the funniest thing alive.