Definitely sex stuff. Specifically, butt stuff.

Glad to know that I'm not just socially anxious, I'm just the distant pack leader at age 29.

Right. Exactly- partying. The only way he could have been more clear was if he gave you a masquerade mask:

I’m happy about this purely to shit on Joe Buck’s day.

Well, the idea is to walk away before it crashes down and leave those pesky middle class employees of yours holding the bag, silly.

Relax everyone, it’s probably just that gold medalist girl from West Virginia dispensing some good-old, rootin’-tootin’, second amendment USA style freedom.

My least favorite Jesus Diaz posts: Any time he made a shitty architecture post.

Sadly, this is how I learned about the optimal downhill compression/ rebound settings for descents on my mountain bike. I had a lot of time to think about it in the ER - which my cheap ass insurance didn't cover ($7k visit, thanks dicks)

Glad to see Roy Williams found a summer gig with CSC Event Staff

I’m no swimmer, but I would assume that both the “downstroke” and the “upstroke” of the underwater kick contribute to forward propulsion more efficiently. If you are cruising at the surface, a lot of your upstroke will be wasted (can’t kick yourself through air) in contrast to your downstroke through the water.

Overinflated tire.

Or that China tried to copy the US multiple times with varying levels of success

That’s the just the thousand-yard stare one develops from spending any amount of time with her husband.

She could be quite attractive with the right glasses, so I don’t buy the vanity argument. If she was really that vain, she probably wouldn’t be married to her dipshit husband.

When I was around 13, I thought the song went “Fuck me a lady tonight.”

That’s right. If you find my misogyny offensive, you can just leave- because that's what a strong person does.

Lived in PA 15 years. Meh.

It's like the scarlet letter of infrastructure

Stencils ftw. Ain't nobody got time for this nowadays.

Educate us on etiquette please