Let’s incessantly ask him for his birth certificate, proof that he doesn’t have a death certificate / is not some reanimated dervish of hair and generic Viagra, and his tax returns for the last 10 years.

The gold jacket was his, and Shooter did choke.

I look forward to falling asleep to his commentary while I wait for other games to air.

I would have been drawn to this game a lot more if the design didn’t appear to be geared towards 12 year old Asian kids when I was playing the beta (I don’t mean that disparagingly, either- just something I can't relate to).

Uh, hopefully whoever designed that glass roof has heard of stress concentrations.

This. Give notice when you are able to leave within two weeks and be prepared to do so, but offer to stay on later if needed.

Police as a protected class? Seriously?

Are the two genuinely linked? I’ve done some extensive graduate-level research in the last two minutes (aka googling) and can’t find a definitive answer.

Italics : voice that tells him to burn things
Regular : voice that talks back to the above

LSU Game interrupted by dinner, I think is what you mean.

Unfortunately, stupid people don’t realize that they are, in fact, stupid.

Welp, this is awkward- I posted the same thing with the same image

Up next: hitting it off Frankenstein’s fat foot

I would argue that he is reporting his skewed view of what he believes their intent was.

While this guy is undoubtedly a complete ass - and I completely agree with the issue that these cadets are allegedly trying to rally behind- I have no sympathy for them should they wind up in any trouble.

Just always make 3 lefts instead. Problem solved, working as intended.

Also: Don’t drive like an asshole (this goes towards those both 4+ and 2-wheeled vehicles) and our Bay Area commutes will be much more enjoyable.

Isn’t helping a disabled person stranded on the side of the road and not walking on by literally the exact scenario of one of the parables in the bible?

Standard temperature and pressure. You know, because mechanical engineering.

Afterwards, [my wife] told me that she knew that I would pull it back.