What's next, rum running? Good to see NASCAR getting back to its roots.

Your writing was a lot better when you were posing as an amateur chef with tourettes.

It puts the Losman on the bench or else it gets to lose again!

Ah, memories. I remember the day that they unveiled the bloody suit as their mascot like it was yesterday.

Holy comma splice batman. Amateur: Chef AND writer.

*Middle slice of bread negotiable depending on quality of mayo

Silver lining: The fact that Drew Magary is an invited speaker is proof that the Cal State system is finally taking steps to reel in its out of control spending

Coach it's not working!!

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

I would imagine that they had one of these in mind, not the type that goes over their jersey:

Knights of the round is why the PC version of FFVII needed a fourth disk for the install files. It is known.

What the hell is even happening in this?

Better than failing due to performance enhancing drugs at Fellator 149.

Stay a while and listen!

Tragedy aside, their copper submarine fleet has developed a lovely patina.

Neither: I think Ice solves them all in parallel.

You forgot the handballing

Build only!!!

In our office the staircases are emergency egress only, and floor access is controlled with key cards.

1. Cross post from gawker