I think he might have been better off staying in the locker room

Burfict must have read your post and tried again just to prove you wrong about how much of a dick he is

In all honesty, your incessant plugs for Joe Jurevicious’ laundromats are becoming a little tiresome.

Nothing says community fun like taking an errant puck through the windshield on your way to work

A linebacker that very briefly played for Carolina before making the rounds as a backup and another linebacker that played for Denver and took a similar path.

In high school, playing scout team offense against a defense with 6 D1 players (two of whom eventually became NFL starters) was hazing enough for any underclassman.

+1 Kerry Collins yacht party

You're allowed to view the contents of an open box item prior to purchasing. At least in any of the places that I've shopped at.

You noticed this as you were trying to steal them yourself, no doubt.

Well Seymour, you’re an odd fellow, but I must say- you steam a good ham.

Are you 13?

State of the Art!

Lived in The Woodlands for three long years. It’s the douche capitol of the world.

Yeah, that sounds pretty intense. Definitely a career I am not cut out for!

Back in my structural engineering days, we were required to take surveying. In the winter. Digging through the snow to find a marker sure sucked.

I would be really creeped out if my 13 year old looked like this

+1 blackbody radiator

Hey, Everquest is still going in some form

You could always use the pip boy app on an iPad.

Counterpoint: Philadelphia fans who’ve had one too many that decide it’s a good idea to take potshots at Tim Tebow for not nailing a model.