Disagree. Zork is notepad.

I bet if Hardy hit Jerry Jones like he hit his girlfriend, Hardy would be cut from the team and locked up in an instant.

If there’s an eyewitness account of a witness crying, I can picture a witness crying. If Tom Brady is showing up to court, I can picture Tom Brady crying.

It’s actually genius when you consider the probability of someone else busting you while playing fantasy hockey

I just came to the realization that all of those flare-popping tools I played Battlefield against were probably Russian trainee pilots.

I think you should punt grenades at them. The worst that could theoretically happen is you shank one into Iran, right?

Can’t these goatf**ckers upload anything better than 720p?

“OMG STOP FEEDING F**KING NOOB!!1!!”

They should just give a hand-wavy/ nebulous explanation dropping hot lingo like “machine learning algorithm,” “statistical learning,” “k-means clustering,” “big data,” and “convex pricing optimization” and not only will these shysters get off scot free, they will get a PhD from Stanford.

I switched to one of those Dyson mini canister vacuums a while ago after being an avid swifferer (swifferee?).

So if you’re losing at any point, you should definitely rage at the developers and scream at them to go back to QM and stuff

As a guitarist too, I would like to point out that Rocksmith >> GH/ RB

Welcome to Minecraft- a waste of time for people who actually build things.

Suffrage for Suffering

I was a busboy in high school. I spilled coffee on a baby once.

It’s amazing what can be done with a trash bag these days

The good lord told me that console games are a sin, and that only the pure at heart play PC.

If only that ref had been carrying a gun none of this would have happened

+1 super intelligent monkey

“Bigoted Sparticus” is a great name for a band, trivia team, or off Broadway play.