Spelling. I believe it eludes you.

Eagles Care (TM)

Climb this rope... to hell!

I'm going to assume this works just as well with a jar of Prego.

- lazy/poor grad student

I have a few degrees from PSU. You have no idea how happy it made me when I was admitted to a professional/graduate program elsewhere, so that PSU would no longer be the first line on the academic portion of my resume.

+1 potent potable

Hey man, there's a road back there

I'm no car genius- can someone tell me why someone would want an automatic transmission with a 970 hp mustang? Seemed manual was the way to go.

You had a good point until you called it a sport.

I know too much

Clearly a business development move by ticketreturn.com

state schools, amirite?

Newsflash: Band nerds exist beyond high school, try to make it sound like they do sex with other humans

Somewhat-related question:

Stupid Flanders

He's basically el niño?

It seems more likely that they are freely licensing their patents to anyone that wishes to use them as components in their product.

It would have been great if Suge Knight walked by, swung a limp Vanilla Ice like a flail, and subsequently knocked Drake out cold. All while smoking a cigar.

Is it safe to assume that there's no similar list for women in the works? Or does this only work one way?

I've never seen structural paper mache before