This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

That is definitely what they named it.

no, it's stupid joke deadspin loves

The fake cause of Goodell’s imaginary death is unknown.

The major new milestone on ESPN was brought to you by Pennzoil. Pennzoil, for your engine’s next milestone. This one is brought to us by common sense and whatever kitchen thing the Kinja Deals team trots out, which I will buy.

Liberal college students and faculty have ALWAYS been insufferable.

it’s not strange, because liberals, unlike, apparently, progressives, can hold two thoughts in their heads at the same time. watch, I’ll show you: Obama probably should have been less aggressive about deporting people, and some of the Obama administration’s foreign policy moves have resulted in innocent Muslims dying,…

Hillary has been a key architect of military interventions that have killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims? Was that as Secretary of State, Senator, First Lady, or President of Imagination Town? That’s gonna get a [citation needed], and, given the setting here, it better be in meme form.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

The mere concept of Stockton trying to guard Westbrook is laughable

I am! But the East couldn’t come up with enough fun teams this year. Cancel the playoffs, imo.

Is this a new thing in journalism, beginning an article title with “Yes,” or “No,”? Is this part of some movement, or something? Or did some jerkoff who writes for The Guardian do it and now it’s the hot shit? I see it everywhere.

crowd mics picked up multiple Cardinals fans allegedly yelling

Cubs fans would never resort to racism, and Chicago is notably a post-racial utopia. Spend an afternoon in the bleachers and tell me you don't agree.

Big talk from a child molester.

After the story first broke, ESPN sought to clarify, stating, "We can guarantee that this incident did not take place. At ESPN, we strive to make sure the racist commentary is isolated to facebook posts originating in our broadcast booth."

It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.

Sure. He was better, at his peak, than Kobe was. Does that make sense?

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.