black and scary, just the way I like it.

I am inclined to be skeptical, because Balzer takes his conspiracy theory even further. He intimates that the NFL instructed all the teams picking after Sam’s selection to avoid taking DE Ethan Westbrooks, who, in Balzer’s telling, the Rams would have chosen if they weren’t compelled to take Sam.

+ 14 7-9 seasons

This would be more believable if it also involved Stan Kroenke trying to get the City of St. Louis to pay Sam’s salary.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Can you imagine if this happened in present-day Kansas City and he was behind Andy Reid in line?

Are they going to mandate authentic frontier gibberish translators for Colby Rasmus and Zack Greinke?

If this becomes a law, it will be quickly repealed as soon as a Muslim uses this to claim that Sharia Law is protected.

I’m going to presume that this is a rhetorical question?

In lack of all irony, I had someone say that Muslims do that... then turn around and do it himself. He’s Christian.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

He makes Paul Ryan look like Benjamin Disraeli.

He's done. His Senate run is over. He's an intellectual lightweight who hates to do the work. Cruz may be a deeply creepy theocratic dirt leg, but he has intelligence and discipline. Rubio is a baby voiced fuck stain.

It's funny because you're mad. Go find a conservative site with funny shit. What's that? They don't make those? Too fucking bad.

Because when I think of political forces, I think of guys who have no new ideas, don’t do their job, can’t speak in public, burned all the bridges he used to get there, and can’t debate.

Uh huh. Out of curiosity, what was the last thing he was right about? Did he correctly deduce that water is wet?

Coming soon to Fox News for The Rubio Report.

The son of immigrants, who sniveled his way to some prominence, only to to be smashed under the slanderous bootheel of a billionaire.
He really lived the American Dream to its fullest.

Maybe deadspin can do a deep-dive longform profile on him, a failed college football player who is just misunderstood.

When you lose 66 of 67 counties in your home state that’s like finding out your parents not only didn’t vote for you, but they invited the local paper to take a picture of them spraypainting “EATS COCK” on your billboard.