I believe the leaker is a low-level intern that goes by the name Barles. Barles Charkley.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Trust the digestive process.

Orioles really fowled this one up, and the Cubs were dexterous in how they won the negotiations.

Sure, it sounds like SB Nation has put its longform program on hiatus and, for all intents and purposes, actually enacted this plan, but maybe that’s what longform wanted.

I thought you had your own website for this sort of thing now, Bill.

Yep.

Uh, A. 30 years ago would mean Peyton was 9 years old when he sat on her face you innumerate numbskull, and B. she did.

I, on the other hand, read the article. Well done, as always. Sadly, I suspect that thoughtful remarks, if any, on an ingrained culture of athletic privilege are going to be drowned out by “I would put up with [insert-offensive-behavior-here] for $300K”. If you are the latter, then you have missed the point entirely.

Or, more accurately, when a new incident of her being attacked by him happened. Too bad this was tl;dr or you might have caught that.

C'mon Peyton. You can at least be a gentleman and first ask if she'd like some fore(head) play.

Hopefully as an evolving human he’s experienced growth with respect to such behavior since then.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

She can double down on her support of the doctored Planned Parenthood video. That’s good for a weekly slot on “Hannity.”

She’ll do what all other wastes of space in her position do: consulting. And she’ll make more in a month than I will this decade.

Actually she can’t shop in them because she believes subtracting 11 from 7 gives you one of the “devil’s numbers”.

Rich people surrounding themselves with yes men is my favorite.

Hinkie’s gonna make the other owners build that wall.

Well they’re $10M under the salary cap, and about half of their payroll is going to players who don’t play for the team so I’d start with not doing that. Try taking two guys who are worth $5M for a year and see if that’s an improvement. Fuck it, j just pay $10 to two guys who are worth $4M. Use your money to fill out…