Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

"Without putting words in my mouth..."

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

Eh, not much of a facial. Don't get me wrong man I'm not like Super Huge Jizz Blaster or anything but that was kinda sorry by porn standards. Just an observation.

Neighbor: So what do you do for fun, Gerry?

An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

Based on the A&M visit, I'm going to say it's Lisa Ann's The 12th Man: Why Stop at Just 11?

Oh, so your point was even more meaningless than I originally thought. Sorry for giving you more credit. I thought you were actually making some kind of point.

I'm absolutely loving this, and I'll tell you why. I'm from New England, and it is utterly amazing how many Patriots fans ardently believe in the "Patriot Way"— that they have had all this success because their organization has higher character and is more noble or whatever. When Tom Brady "unselfishly" restructured…

You're both missing the point. The ads aren't about community ties, goodwill, or faceless corporations attempting to use signs relating to national or local events in sentimental manner as a marketing campaign. No, the ads were about a little something called, America. And in the America I grew up in, the America…

Youa re missing the point. No one actually denies that local McDonald's and their employees have strong connections with their community, as does almost every business. What is bullshit is a corporate national ad campaign to exploit this as some sort of McDonald's really cares. Don't pat yourself on the back, it's…

"Jet fuel can't burn hot enough to melt steel." -McDonald's

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Should've had "George Zimmerman is an American hero"

Actually, it's about ethics in fast food journalism.

The fake signs were funny, Tim, but why did you include the real Darren Wilson one in there?

Ed "Where Are The Protests Over The Killing Of Cops?" Werder is even more clueless and tone-deaf than ESPN's other goober-in-residence, Darren Rovell, but you don't see as much of Werder so he doesn't offend quite so often.

It's ok, he won't even remember this tomorrow.