Lots of white people do stupid shit. How many of them are murdered by police?

Then maybe the cops should start executing all the hoosier white people walking around with their metal penises in public.

Not really.

What on earth

He was not in any danger of getting fired. At all.

They won the trade, but they also failed.

They aren't marginal players.

Whoo hoo hoo! What. A. Zing.

Huh?

Wow! That was clever!

Are you doing performance art?

Sullivan is in Franklin County.

The hell?

You shouldn't post drunk.

I can't find where he said he doesn't blame football. I do get the gist that he's at peace with everything and has no regrets, which is odd considering the symptoms seriously complicate his life.

Seriously, just let Drew Magary do this. Or Burnkeo. If Deadspin is going to spend the next week (because that's how long I think the Cardinals will be in the playoffs) trolling Cardinals fans, at least make it humorous.

I get the joke you're making here, but the race-baiting BS commentary you slipped in there was way out of line. To paint fans of a fucking baseball team as a bunch of curmudgeonly racists is a bridge too far. I'm all for Deadspin trolling Cardinals fans to get the clicks, because a) it's funny and b) people who…

We were so awesome that year they gave us two.

Oh cry me a fucking river. I'm a Cardinals fan and these videos are dumb as FUCK, but save your drama for something that matters, douche bag.

In fairness, white people are corny as fuck (and so are Cardinals fans, of which I am one). So I'm cool with it.