Oh well.

Yep. I recently took it further and puréed a chipotle in a couple tablespoons of adobo sauce.

LOL

People don't like pumpkin; they like the spice. And I agree with you.

You obviously care too.

Hahaha so beautiful. Woulda been even funnier if he had gotten injured. That would teach him which laundry to root for!

Sweet. Your lord and savior just picked up an atrocious contract and the right-handed version of Felix Doubront. Except without the strikeouts.

He has the second worst OPS of qualified right fielders. He's horrible.

I agree with this, but let's add that Allen Craig isn't good either. I was honking on Craig's bandwagon in 2010, but he's a completely different hitter this year.

If Cespedes were anything more than a slightly above average hitter you might have something to dread. When the bloody hell did Yoenis Cespedes become Joe DiMaggio?

Because they added a so-so outfielder? Wow, start printing them 2015 playoff tickets!

The Phillies aren't trading Hamels, so it's really not worth discussing.

Yeah, but it's the woman's fault OBVIOUSLY.

You know men can wear condoms yes?

You're a sniveling little twat. If you can't do better than Vina, Ankiel and some role players, one of whom played for the Cardinals for about 20 minutes, then you've got shit. So how's about you jam up a syringe full of AIDS into your asshole.

Yeah, I've lost the debate when I've told you to provide evidence of players using PEDs from other successful franchises that went through periods of prosperity.

I await your consultation with a spell checker.

The Mitchell Report is in no way the definitive history of how many players were using steroids for two decades. Try again, dipshit.

No, the commenter asked how the Cardinals were at the heart of the abuse, as if McGwire occupied all 25 positions on the roster by himself.

Not sure how that is a fact or history seeing as how we don't have anything remotely close to a definitive list of steroid users.