Here’s a fun little thing I noticed: if you play this on takeoff it syncs up; give it a try next time you fly!

You did, but at least you kept it brief.

I’m going to say that was a teleprompter joke, but she got nervous up on stage and botched the delivery... and then later botched the winner’s game; that’s got to suck. Poor Jade. :<

Clearly, you’ve never tried pressing F.

So in other words, SXSW Simulator 2016?

... but can it do glass?

Hmm, flying feels a little flat, seems like it could use a parallax-shader —- think Hitchcock’s ‘vertigo’ zoom.

Wait wait wait, hold the fuck on; 208 times in 20 minutes, in real time? In real time? I ran the numbers on that, and it comes around to an average of 6 to 18 seconds per rape; given that, I’m no longer astonished by the horror of the thing so much as I am impressed by the logistics necessary to accomplish it —- we’ve…

You are my hero, sir.

They tried that once, it was called Nichijou.

Oh stop it Frank, you’re just doing this on purpose now.

“You shove off!”

Ever since I saw that in theaters on the week of its release I have been waiting to see that moment in GIF form; lo, it has appeared —- the day has come!

So, would you say that you made an Attack on Titan?

Why the actual fuck would anyone want Kirino as a waifu? Legit do not understand.

Chocobo riding and fishing? Woah, slow down there FFXV, my heart can’t take that much excitement! (I jest, but it actually is good news.)

FALSE. It is a reason the movie sucks.