Don’t tread on me!

But by all means, beat the piss out of my sister.

I agree. I’m fine with players hitting and raping women. But don’t disrespect Merica.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

i’m going Hand Gliding next week and i certainly hope i don’t crash land in some Bob Wire and cut myself up!! i was so scared of that possibility that i curled up in the Feeble Position while thinking about it last night. that said For All Intensive Purposes it’s pretty safe so really it’s a Mood Point. anyway this is…

It’s because they confuse italics with italians and they hate olive-skin too.

JOKE EXPLANATION FOR THE YOKEL (cue “Spanish Flea”)

Build. A. PC. It will play all the same games anyway.

Tonsil Hockey at that

That would have been amazing and would have rivaled Sting taking off a Sting mask to reveal Sting

No, this was totally out of line. It’s not Snoop’s place to teach American kids bad words their parents don’t want them to hear. We have the current President of the United States for that.

It also depends on a lot of factors too. One of the sites on here, either Gizmodo or Lifehacker, did a story on the actual cost of cord cutting. You’re not really going to save a whole lot unless you take the bare minimum route or just pirate everything.

Also making their streaming service exclusive to DirectTv or whatever is really stupid. Even I wanted to watch NFL games, I couldn’t. I can’t put a directTV receiver up at my apartment, so no online football for me. They’re losing out on cord cutters because of that.

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

I GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY

“Oooooooo," cooed Ciara as her eyes gazed upon Russell's reproductive appendage for the first time, "I'm going to start calling you Steve Large Gent."

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.

I could sit down and see The Block from every conceivable angle, but what for? It’s not an argument with my wife.

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?

Here is the church.