There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

Seems like the common denominator is Boogie. Why is he being treated like an untouchable superstar? Can his team win 30 games in a season just once first?

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

I assume that since Jimmie Johnson is black, his kid is too.

The only reason we need ad blockers is because the ads got too invasive. Instead of having a small banner or “brought to you by” before a video, we got covering the screen with a pop up, flashing shit on the side, videos that auto play, and so on. Tone it down sites and I’ll glad turn off my ad blockers.

I’ll have you know I’m CUDDLY not FAT.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

Poor guy, he was just trying to get those girls more time on the hardwood.

BUT I USE IT TO KEEP UP WITH THE 1st/2nd/3rd COUSINS THAT I WOULDN’T EVEN SPEAK TO IF I DIDN’T HAVE IT. /puke

Wait just a minute. The envelope said “Beijing” on the inside but “No Peking!” on the outside. I demand a recount.

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

“It has a Big Daddy and a Gatherer’s Garden vendor made out of Rice Krispies, so it’s probably delicious.”

It’s mostly fondant so, no, it probably tastes like literal garbage.

Matt Fraction will forever be a god to me for being one half of the team that gave us Sex Criminals.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

Amateur interracial deliberation is my favorite.

Her eyes are up here, Will Smith.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.