Plus everyone plays the same course. And the US Open is almost always the hardest major - they make it that way on purpose. Usually not many guys under par. It’s more entertaining to see them struggle. The pros probably like Augusta better because they can shoot -20 there.

I mean, eight players shot under par for the tournament. I heard some dumb radio guys talking on wednesday about projecting +8 or +10 for the winner. 3 out of the last 6 winners were even par or worse. Evidently the course wasn’t too bad.

I’m tired of hearing these guys complain about the course. Yes, I understand you’re a pro and you have some expectation on the “quality” of the course, but for Christ’s sake, come play on the local courses here in Nashville; you’d have a field day. “I’m a pro, wah!” Shut the fuck up and play the course, you whiner(s).

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

Apple doesn’t give a damn about getting “exclusives” for apps. The developers do it for them.

I had to uninstall this after only a day. I found myself ignoring so much work just staring at vault dwellers working and fucking all day!

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test.”

I avoid the color run scam by playing a whole lotta video games.

I bet attendance at these Color Event runs would plummet if cell phones were prohibited. Seems like the only reason people go to these things is so they can take selfies to upload to Facebook and Twitter, or use on their OKCupid profile.

I get it sucks for those people, but can you really blame the Orioles for not paying the people that work in the franchises inside the stadium. I think those Subway/Mcdonald’s/whatever employees should get their due, but it should be from their employer, not the third party owner of the building the establishment is…

“He is just a man... and we all know what that is.”

Reporter: I hear you’re the owner of two illegal pythons.

Even after all these years of employing Thomas, the Knicks PR dept still hasn’t figured out how to add “ Isiah” to their MS Office dictionary

This is a revelation to who? Who didn’t attend these kind of parties as a teenager? Or know people who did? Minus the social media and cell phones it seems like pretty much every “great” party I went to as a teenager down to asking older guys to buy alcohol. Hello. Are people that stupid?

Whatever happens to him, my money’s on something-less-awful-than-being-maybe-murdered-by-an-NFL-caliber-offensive-lineman.

He is actually 36% alcohol.

The tweet has been deleted and Janay Rice apologizes for her involvement in this incident.

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

The Angels totally deserve this — not because of the idiotic contract they gave Hamilton in the first place, but because of how horribly they have treated him over the past couple of months.