Sims has gotta go. As does Blowers with his extremely tired "rally fries" bit. And their entire TV channel that the M's own is about as self-critical and journalistically independent as North Korean State TV.

Missed out on the cycle because he hit an extra triple?!

Oh please, stop trying to justify your actions. You can go to current gen (ps4 xbox one) whatever you feel like it. The early adopters are the push companies need to go current generation.

I'm assuming Goldberg is in this game.

He is just doing it for the logo possibilities

+1 defragging a week.

To honor his last company, Ballmer will insist that the Clips' jerseys be blue and that they set the most physical, deadly screens in the league.

He believes in building through the draft. Really taking some raw talent and molding it. He would want the team to be developers. Developers, developers, developers, developers.

Note: if anyone has any The Big Lebowski comments to make, please go cram it. The movie's been out for like 15 years. We've seen it. Carry on.

Note: I also disagree that a White Russian is a "wimpy" or "lame" drink to order. They're goddamn delicious. Carry on.

Note: No, I don't why the bar was out of cream. Poor logistics management, I guess? Carry on.

Note: this explanation assumes said White Russian was made with whole milk instead of cream. Carry on.

Note: this joke assumes drink in question was a White Russian. Carry on.

What do you expect? He wasn't about to cry over it.

They want a Grimdark Zelda. Then they'll get one and then complain that the previous cartoon zelda was better. Then they'll get another cartoon Zelda game and then they'll complain again that the previous Grimdark Zelda was better. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Minish sized might be more appropriate.

This.

I don't think people get annoyed on media "relying" on humor at all. People like humor (except for maybe yourself). But humor is all about timing.

Nah, not everyone is an idiot, "memes" were never fun to begin with, forced jokes are never fun.

I almost had this guy confused with Stone Cold Steve Austin for a second.